Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
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11:43 pm - A black fly in your Chardonnay..isn't ironic
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irony:
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
Date: 1502
a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
Example: The counting crows have just released a greatest hits cd.
I think its just 10 diffirent versions of mr. jones and me.
current music: exhumed
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Sunday, December 7th, 2003
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11:32 pm - I own a flask
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I'm now a proud owner of a flask that also holds cigarettes...I may have wasted 22 bucks
ParanoidAmnes1ac: if you remembered everything cool you ever did you'd have a gigantic head to hold the brain mass neccisary to remember so much stuff
NoUseForASoul: yes, but then i could just masturbate to images of me being awsome
Had fun at the helsel house while Gina was out spending larry's money..that fucking larry leach. I finally smoked in the house much to adams dismay and eat all his food with hink, alex and ryan then played cards and drank..very fun.
Also, some people told me shawn stole some of the shit im missing from my appartment and when I find out its true because these people have no erason to lie, im gonna get it back and kick his pussy lying ass..and for the record shawn lied about getting kicked out of his house so he could mouch from me and andrew and everyone else he took money from during the fucking 3 or 4 months he lived there...which the whole time he paid 100 dollars for being there..so if you see shawn spit in his fucking face and call him a lying sympathy addicted bitch..he's like one of those fuck ugly bitches I saw on CBS that give thier kids dieases so people will feel sorry for them and give them money..except shawn takes from poor people and whines like a little bitch with a skined knee to everyone.
current mood: pissed...as fuck
current music: The Berzerker
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Friday, December 5th, 2003
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10:43 pm - I don't normally like to post convos..BUT
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And1RRyder: dude i have to do something
NoUseForASoul: i KNOW
NoUseForASoul: this shit is like....a girl sucking your dick but she's really bad at it and you know you're not gonna get off..its just futile man
And1RRyder: hahahahahaahaha
NoUseForASoul: this..is no laughing matter..its happened to me
And1RRyder: AND to me
And1RRyder: TWICE
NoUseForASoul: they need classes man
And1RRyder : it should be necessary to pass home economics in middle school
current music: Biggie
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Thursday, December 4th, 2003
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11:01 pm - wow
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xbl00dyd0llx: my leg itches
NoUseForASoul: scratch it
xbl00dyd0llx: i itched it
NoUseForASoul: Main Entry: [1]itch
Pronunciation: 'ich
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English icchen, from Old English giccan; akin to Old High German jucchen to itch
Date: before 12th century
intransitive senses
1 a : to have an itch b : to produce an itchy sensation
NoUseForASoul: YOU FUCKING CANT ITCH ANYTHING!
NoUseForASoul: FUCKING CAN NOT
NoUseForASoul: Main Entry: [1]scratch
Pronunciation: 'skrach
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English scracchen, probably blend of scratten to scratch and cracchen to scratch
Date: 15th century
transitive senses
1 : to scrape or dig with the claws or nails
NoUseForASoul: you CAN scrtach it
xbl00dyd0llx: i just itched it.
xbl00dyd0llx: so i just proved you wrong, asshole.
NoUseForASoul: i've never seen anyone more wrong
current music: The Bled
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
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8:21 pm - Roboug destroys all who wish to harm it...
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I just read my letter from my attorney I start my sentence on Jan. 8...not what I was expecting or was told at all...its good because its a ways away and i'll be here for christmas...but I want to get it over with and get through all this shit, go to college and see what little friends I have left before they take off too.
I've been in the worst mood lately, I haven't seen half the people I want to because of lack of car and un-returned calls. The damn telemarketing place still won't give me my damned paycheck I want to fucking throw un-cooked meat into that bitch that works at the desks vagina and have rabid dogs eat at it from the inside..but then there would be no hope what-so-ever of getting paid. I do shit all day and I can't get my records out of my old apartment which I really fucking want (I don't know if i'll ever see "live after death-iron maiden" again).
Also, no whiskey or rum in about a week and im really upset about that. FUCK prohibition. FUCK cops. FUCK boredom.
on more happy notes:
went to the hink's for a fun filled night over the weekend. I love hollywood.
Doug came and saved me today from suicide by drowning myself in the bath-tub because of utter boredom. we talked for awhile and shared some laughs, some tears and each others asshole.
Honorable mentions that I saw today include: Josiah, Jeff, Mike and Chris..no Kyle but soon im sure.
still doesn't completly over ride how pissed and stressed I am but more days like this might.
current mood: Fuck
current music: The Haunted
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Friday, November 28th, 2003
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11:17 pm - I just wanted my fucking flask
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I just wrote an almost fucking essay on why I can't get my flask because of my work claiming to have already given me my paycheck, and now I can't get one till monday and that's too late and fucking blah blah...but I deleted it because... fuck you, that's why, and you get the edited for T.V. version.
On anthor note im reading some great books on Da Vinci and how he put pagen images in some of the works he did for the church like the last supper, madonna of the rocks and some symbolism in the mona lisa..some crazy shit from that zany pagen homosexual bastard.
current music: God Forbid
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Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
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1:41 pm - ASS FUCK DEATH KITTEN WHORE
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long time no update.
recent news: I'm definitly going to jail for 4 months..ill be in for christmas and my birthday..very shitty. It could be a lot worse...12 years worse.
Anyway, I need to get drunk and go to more parties before long.
Also, Hink and Helsel may reign surpreme as funniest fucks on this earth after this weekend.
Hopefully i'll update more soon.. If not who cares?..you?...fuck you
current mood: Kittens Doing Anal
current music: burn the priest
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Monday, June 30th, 2003
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4:55 pm - journals are still stupid
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Let's all rock out to Corey Hart and forget our woes...
And i've got plenty to rock out to.
I'm just glad it snows sometimes in florida.
current mood: like whoa
current music: you know its the heart
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Saturday, June 21st, 2003
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3:22 am - bored as an un-used condom
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I've had a pretty good week minus the news on Sean.
I got my tongue pieced with lindsay..it looks hot and for all the girls I have a vibrating ring...it'll be fun.
I saw andrew get his septurm pierced and I decided I needed a new one so I now have the side of my nose pierced as well, I've never seen so much blood from a piercing..my face was soaked in it and I was drinking it like wine.
I got kickd out of denny's beacuse the whore waitress remembered that last time I was there I walked out on a 30-40 dollar ticket..whatever..there is so many more denny's for me to rape.
I stole a new jean jacket from the Gap and and new pair of pants (that actually kind of fit)from JCPennys...Ill pay for nothing I don't fucking have to.
I hate deland, its fucking poor and confusing as hell to get out of...but I got to sleep wih two very good looking girls the night after so im set.
Looking forward to the weekend..friday no work I may hang out with missy and go to orlandofest.
Saturday hopefully see jeanette I haven't since school got out I miss her asain ass.
Sunday..Sean's thing....ill get to say goodbye...
current mood: Full of holes...
current music: Kitten meowin'
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Friday, June 20th, 2003
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1:37 am - Sean.
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He was honest to God one of the best people I've ever met.
To know someone for 4 years and talk to them a week before they pass away..it's just absurd, and the most unfair thing I've ever heard of.
To think people who actually deserve to go are still around and sean who was cool to everyone always is gone...
His service is suday, you should go if you knew him, whatever your beliefs.
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Friday, June 13th, 2003
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1:06 am - Eh
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*I think that sums up my feelings...Stevie and jenna came by the other night to play with my kitties and decorate my car...fucking whores.
*Didn't get to hang out with missy tuesday, very fucking lame.
*I stole dave an mp3 player..he owes me.
*I get my tongue pierced in T-minus 7 days.
*No one to make out with but at least I have my new radiohead cd (free of course) and its amazing..fuck you for not having it.
current music: Hail to the Thief
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Thursday, June 5th, 2003
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1:27 am - In the darkness where the angles cry
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ok, update time...
1)hope, me and andrew move out in august to ashton point..gallons of anal sex my friends.
2)I owe sprint 220 dollars and the toll is climbing but im not fucking paying.
3)I saw alkaline trio again...fuck you if you don't like them...we got to talk to them a bit...I felt like a little girl.
4)missed darkest hour and I think I was the only one who did on this planet..still rather pissed about that.
5)I need a haircut badly and a shave even more, but I can't I have that fucking bet going.
6)I started on my sleeve its fucking great looking I can hardly wait the three months it will take to get done.
7)there hasn't been a sober night in awhile
8)still no one making out with me...I work at wal-mart I shoud be able to spot a whore for me, tough shit though so far.
9) jamie fox, david allen grier, rob schnider and wanda sykes are not funny and fuck you if you think any of them are.
current music: xDiciplex AD
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Thursday, May 8th, 2003
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10:40 pm - You're pretty good lookin' for a girl.
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I'm not doing well at all anymore.
It seems more and more a waste of time to breathe.
My job is ok I listen to DMX all day and work about 30 minutes of a 6 hour day.
But it's boring.
Last week my face feel off via golf cart, Im not sure which story is true because I've heard several and I don't remember it at all....just trust that it happened.
I'm stuck in a rough situation, I want to tell you but im lame.
There is no comfort in being alone.
Very depressing Norris, end it while you're ahead.
current music: The Faint-Agenda Suicide
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Tuesday, April 29th, 2003
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2:36 pm - sawdust+gasoine=napalm
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last couple of days have been good but relatively uneventful. I hung out with lia again she bought me a new lip ring that was super nice. Hink and adam almost blew my face off with a tennis ball..its too hard to explain fuck yourself for not knowing already. I haven't been to a full day of school since before spring break..I THIIIIIIINK that's bad. I had to watch the crouching tiger hidden piece of shit movie, I know I use the pharse "worst movie ever made how the fuck did this get popular?!" a lot I've said it for the likes of such classics as: dude, wheres my car?, american pie, scary movie, not another teen movie, every horror movie of the last 10 years or so (excluding house of 1000 corpses and a VERY select cast of others), anything with jackie chan or martin lawrence. Regardless this takes the cake I guess people fighting on fucking trees takes the place of a good plot and story line..4 emmys that mother of fuck won..unbelievable.
Anyway, I have a job at wal-mart, I hate it and haven't even started yet, it'll be nice to have a few dollars though, but its not like I have anyting/anyone to spend it on except for the couple hundred I owe to people.
One more thing today in english class your average retarded high school student had the guts to raise thier hand and ask what "Eh-Light" means...well I wondered what the fuck that word was too until I figured out she was tryng to say the word "elite"...how the fuck do you live 16 or 17 years of your life not knowing what that fucking word means or even the correct pronunciation?! fuck you high school
I smoke too much, please save me.
current music: beck- the new polution
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Saturday, April 19th, 2003
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1:14 pm - 6 Gay men...1 beach house...let the games begin...
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Last couple of days were ok...flashed off my new tattoo..went to lia's for the first time and she bought me a scratch off (we didn't fucking win, I swear those things are rigged)and a library card, and why the hell they have homo erotic book at the public library i'll never know..but if you're in the mood for a good thriller where most of he chapters is about male genitalia then "hunk house" is for you.
Speaking of which andy and I bought our friend adam a nice porn in the fetish of large breasts(just cuz we fucking can now).
Then we got into a fight with a guy at wal-mart..long story short I told him I was going to kill him and he drove off.
anyway, lia's was fun and so was adam and andy and we'll kick it again sometime.
current music: Vader
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Friday, April 18th, 2003
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12:21 am - This is what I think of your fucking quizes...
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A Fucking Genius
What are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
made by my good friend Adam...
current music: Death Cab For Cutie
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Monday, April 14th, 2003
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2:32 pm - tattoos
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
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4:58 pm - RRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
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im an OFFICAL pirate now. my skull and crossbones tattoo owns..you're fucking jealous.
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Saturday, March 29th, 2003
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1:10 pm
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Recap: Wednesday..pet stores, broke into hotel, beahside, beach..fun.
Thursay..Seventh Star...skank pits..and crucial mosh...I own Ocala now...it is my bitch.
current music: Circle of dead children
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Friday, March 21st, 2003
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10:23 pm
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My kitty had to get fixed today, it was so sad it was like she knew, when I was trying to give her to the lady there she climbed all over my back to escape and wouldn't stop crying I almost didn't go through with it I was so depressed. And wait till I have to get my wife fixed I won't be able to hit her for a whole day.
Anyway, I went out and took pictures of ani-war demonstrators at the courthouse also today, some of them are pretty damned good I wish I went to the one yesterday the newspaper said about 300 people showed up.
"Galvanized by the American attack on Iraq, anti-war activists around the country set off their own barrage of street protests, chaining themselves together, blocking workers and traffic, walking out of classes, and parading in mock chemical suits. Hundreds were arrested from San Francisco to Washington, D.C, marking thursday as one of the heaviest days of anti-government protesting in years"-cnn.com
We started our ground attack today..I wonder how many babies we murdered?
current music: Cowboys become folk heros
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